Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Alli


Alli is a new over-the-counter drug that binds to the fat in your diet and prevents the body from absorbing some of it, so that people can carry on stuffing themselves and still lose weight.

In a world where people starve to death it strikes me as almost obscene to market a drug that encourages the rich to eat too much and then shit fat...

1 comment:

  1. For the record the last line was going to be ".. that encourages fat shits to shit fat" but I relented.

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