Trunking

Speaking of the goings on at Des Des there was the time JCL found the hose from an old vacuum cleaner in the back yard and started wandering around using it like an elephant's trunk, holding one end of it between his teeth.

JCL: "Hey, look at this! Nuff, nuff, give us a bun!

(Don't ask me for details now but that was the punch line of a joke involving elephants)

Crem: "Ah, do you know why that tube is out here?"

JCL: "No... Should I?"

Crem: "Maybe... It was thrown through the toilet window after Graham had used it to unblock the toilet..."

JCL removes tube from mouth. JCL looks at brown stains on tube... JCL goes an interesting green colour...