Intelligent design

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This made me think; these religious types with their god created the universe in 6 days and all that bollocks, where did their god get his development gear from? Who calibrated it?

In the beginning was the word? Like hell. In the beginning was the RS order, or in the beginning was the AVO meter.

And God looked on the face of the meter and said "Fuck me, this isn't even a model 8..."